God Wouldn't Do That!!!

Many are the "religious" assertions concerning what God would or would not do... Perhaps it would be helpful and profitable for you to consider the following:

When Yahweh first spoke through Hosea, Yahweh said to Hosea, "Go take to yourself a wife of harlotry and have children of harlotry... (Hosea 1:2)
God wouldn't do That!!!
"Abraham!" And he said, "Here am I." He said, "Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering upon one of the mountains of which I shall tell you." (Genesis 22:1-2)
God wouldn't do That!!!
Then two harlots came to the king (Solomon). One said..."the living child is mine, and the dead child is yours." And the king said, "Bring me a sword. Divide the living child in two, and give half to one, and half to the other." (1 Kings 3:16, 22, 29)
God wouldn't do That!!!
And God said to Noah, "I have determined to make an end of all flesh... For behold, I will bring a flood of waters upon the earth to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life...everythin that is on the earth shall die. He blotted out every living thing that was upon the face of the ground... (Genesis 6:13, 17, 7:23)
God wouldn't do That!!!
There let us make a covenant with our God to put away all these wives and their children... (Ezra 10:3)
God wouldn't do That!!!
She (Judah) saw that for all the adulteries of that faithless one, Israel, I had sent her away with a decree of divorce; yet her false sister Judah did not fear... (Jeremiath 3:8)
God wouldn't do That!!!
Thus says Yahweh: "Where is your mother's bill of divorce, with which I put her away? Or which of my creditors is it to whom I have sold you? Behold, for your iniquities you were sold, and for your transgressions your mother was put away." (Isaiah 50:1)
God wouldn't do That!!!
The scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery... and they said to him, "Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. Now in the Torah Moses commanded us to stone such. What do you say about her?" "Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her. Woman...has no one condemned you? Neither do I condemn you; go , and do not sin again." (John 8:3-11)
God wouldn't do That!!!
And they carried the Ark of God upon a new cart, and brought it out of the house of Abinadab which was on the hill; And Uzzah and Ahio were driving the new cart with the Ark of God and when they came to the threshing floor of Nacon, Uzzah put out his hand to the Ark of God and took hold of it, for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of Yahweh was kindled against Uzzah; And God smote him there because he put forth his hand to the Ark; And he died there beside the Ark of God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7)
God wouldn't do That!!!
Yahweh said to Satan, "Have you considered my servant Job...?" And Satan answered Yahweh and said, "Skin for skin, and all that a man has he would give for his life! But stretch out your hand please and strike his bone and flesh---if he would not curse you to your face!" And Yahweh said to Satan, "Behold he is in your power, only spare his life." And Satan went out from the presence of Yahweh and smote Job with loathsome sores from the sole of his foot to the crown of his head. And his wife said to him, "Do you still hold fast your integrity? Curse God and die!" But he said to her, "You speak as one of the foolish women speaks. Indeed, should we accept only good from God, and not accept evil...?" (Job 2:3-10)
God wouldn't do That!!!
If a man has two wives, the one loved and the other disliked, and they have borne him children...he shall acknowledge the first-born, the son of the disliked, by giving him a double portion of all that he has... Now the sone of Jacob were twelve. The sons of Leah: Reuben (Jacob's first-born), Simeon, Levi, Judah... The sons of Reuben the first-born of Israel (for he was the first-born; but because he polluted his father's couch, his birthright was given to the sons of Joseph, the son of Israel, so that he is not enrolled in the genealogy according to the birthright...yet the birthright belonged to Joseph) (Deut. 21:15-17, Genesis 35:22, 1 Chron. 5:1-2) Replacement Theology??? Isaac replaces Ishmael, Jacob replaces Esau...
God wouldn't do That!!!